Dear Sainsbury's...I sent it back!

Dear Sainbury’s,

I wanted some food to fill the fridge so I logged on to Sainsbury’s website and ordered…

...some marmite, you substituted it for your own brand yeast extract, I’m a food snob sorry…

...I sent it back


I ordered some tzatziki dip to go with my lamb steaks and salad, you substituted it for cheese and onion dip, not even cheese and chive…

...I sent it back


I ordered halloumi, you substituted it for the lighter version, the whole point of cheese is that it’s full fat…

...I sent it back


I ordered a lovely bottle of Gavi di Gavi to enjoy in the garden after a LOOOOONG week, you substituted it for a cheap Pinot Grigio (i’m also a wine snob, soz!)

...I sent it back


I ordered a 6 pack of salt and vinegar Chipsticks, you sent me those Fish ‘n’ Chip things that no-one likes…

...I sent them back


I ordered a share bag of Maltesers, you sent me a normal size bag…

...I kept them but I didn’t share them!

 

I felt the need to pen an open letter to Sainsburys after a few weeks of unsatisfactory substitutions on my weekly online shop. I've been reading 'Dear Zoo' recently to my little girl before bed, this is where my inspiration came from. It's just a bit of a silly blog to make myself laugh while eating a smaller bag of Malteser's than I would have liked!


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